The Hoodrunner
Grizzled, hooded, gold on the neck and rain on the shoulders. Half street enforcer, half rogue replicant. He doesn't chase the trend — the trend runs from him.
$HOODRUNNER
He runs the hood. On-chain.
"I didn't choose the trenches.
The trenches chose me."
Neon never sleeps in this district — and neither does the bag. One replicant hoodlum, one L2, one ticker. Slide into the alley.
Grizzled, hooded, gold on the neck and rain on the shoulders. Half street enforcer, half rogue replicant. He doesn't chase the trend — the trend runs from him.
An Ethereum L2 with the lights on 24/7. Fast blocks, cheap gas, no curfew. This is the district he works — settled to Ethereum, run in the neon.
No roadmap dressed up as a whitepaper. No promises about your bag. A ticker, a face, and a community that shows up. Culture first — that's the whole operation.
Grab an EVM wallet — MetaMask, Rabby, whatever runs your keys. Fund it with a little ETH for gas.
Point the wallet at Robinhood Chain (Chain ID 4663). One network, Ethereum-settled, low fees.
Move ETH across to the L2 so you've got dry powder in the district to trade with.
Paste the contract, confirm it matches, swap, and you're running the hood. Simple as that.